INTERVIEWER: I’ve got a thing for Mariska. Any chance her marriage won’t work out?MELONI: For 50,000 I’ll sabotage the shit outta that relationship.  

INTERVIEWER: I’ve got a thing for Mariska. Any chance her marriage won’t work out?
MELONI: For 50,000 I’ll sabotage the shit outta that relationship.  

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